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Posted on April 26, 2022

News: University of Chicago Physicists Conclude Dark Matter Origin Hypothesis Ineffective as a Pickup Line

Living in Hyde Park presents unlimited inspiration for gags about academics. Here’s yet another in that vein on the Chicago Machine site.

Posted on April 26, 2022

News: Corpse Discovered Outside Rainbow Cone Ice Cream Shop Leads to Loss of Michelin Star

I’ve written a few articles for The Chicago Machine. This was my first. Some might call this a “fake” or “satirical” news site. I prefer to say it’s news about events that haven’t happened yet.

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